I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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