I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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