Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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