It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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