There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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