What did we do last night that was yellow?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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