he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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