The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
