dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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