I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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