from now on my penis is your penis
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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