we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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