TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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