in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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