At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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