Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
PANTIES FOUND
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