I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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