If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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