I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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