There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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