OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I lost the right to judge tonight
do nipples grow back?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
