i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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