Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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