Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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