There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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