I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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