he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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