he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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