I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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