yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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