WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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