her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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