we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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