I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
