I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You need Xanax blowdarts
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
