no, he came in my armpit
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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