I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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