elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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