You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
