belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
