i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
wow bdsm is so cute
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