Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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