Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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