It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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