Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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