I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize