One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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