Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I party with great urgency now.
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