Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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