He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
